Cold fire

Wow, it's been quite some time since i wrote my last blog. Oh well, I only write down incidents of my life that I think r worthy of this page... u know.. stuff like "I drank water today".. or "I switched on the fan".. stuff like that.. u know, really important stuff.
Well anyway, for almost a week now I have been suffering from a problem which is bothering me quite a bit since it makes me regret doing what I love to do; eat. A weird problem I tell you, whenever I eat or drink anything that is tasty, i can feel it traveling down my esophagus and into my stomach. But then that's not the weird part, the weird part is where the entire pathway starts burning from the moment i gulp in the food n wait for it, that's not the best part. The burning sensation.. is cool. Not like "yo dude dats cool!", i mean "going by the cool body temperature, we can say that he has been dead for 3 hours" cool. More like cold fire. I can feel the burning going down my throat and then exploding into my stomach. yeah, it's more like an inverted nuclear bomb. Well, I think that god is laughing his ass off at my misery. Dat ass of a man. Oh he isn't jes laughing at me, he's laughing at all of u! ever wondered why anything that tastes bad is good for ur health n anything that taste good is not? That's god laughing at u.
Well anyway, I got myself checked up at the "medical center" where the guy gave me a medicine n thankfully it didn't have "FOR INDUSTRIAL USE ONLY" unlike the last time I went there. Quite surprisingly i feel a bit better now.. it's more like a grenade now rather than a nuclear explosion n so hopefully in a few days it will turn into a diwali cracker. So that's about it for 2day, hopefully I won't explode n will live 2 write another blog another day! yeah. i know. it's lame. that's the point. ass.