1 of my 1st assignments in college!

THE STATE BUS!

Quick like the lightning, fast like the thunder,
Blowing everyone off the road, causing nothing but blunder.
Bigger than the elephant, strong as Kumbhkaran was,
What am I talking about? What else but the state bus!

One horn and the pedestrians panic,
As if they are about to have cough tonic.
What to do now? Where to be?
Want to be safe? Run up a tree!

No maintenance, that’s their moral,
What if the bus starts breaking midway? It’s normal!
Driving is just like a joyride for them,
Accidents? Is there any difference between speed breakers and men?

Driving as if drunk, yet sober,
By the time all the stops are done, many lives are over.
Running over animals, people, houses, walls and sometimes maybe a bank,
Hey!, isn’t it much similar to a military tank?

Pity the person, who raised his hand to stop a state bus,
For now there’s nothing in the place where a hand once was.
The door flinging open at every brake, cracking open many a bikers head,
They are just practicing to make breakfast, the door a spoon and the bikers head the egg!

Boarding a state bus during office hours is very irritating,
‘cause at that time you can hear your ribs slowly cracking.
Punching, strangling, yelling, screaming, stabbing and more!
Peace, friendship, respect, love what for?

No indication as to what is its route, where it’ll go, where it’ll end up?
Get up and sit, do not ask else be thrown out.
So if you are wondering as to what is the quickest way to heaven (or hell, which ever your choice was),
The answer is- What else but the state bus!

Neck-less

It's a beautiful Sunday, I slept early yesterday to enjoy my day off, I think before sleeping; "well.. this is nice.. this is comfy, my room is cool and my playlist is playing soft music, I am going to enjoy my sleep.. sigh" and so the beautiful hand of sleep caressed my head and the next morning I wake up with a big "EEEEOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!"
It was like someone has literally wacked the side of my neck with a shovel and then poured wet cement on it which had dried! Juh-he-zus!! Never in the entirety of my life have I experienced such excruciating pain in my neck. All the sleep jes vaporized into thin air and with every exhale I yelped an "ow ow ow". I dunno wot happened, but i woke up feeling like I never should have! I just couldn't turn my head left! I had to move my entire body to the left to look in that direction. Ofcourse, my friends had the time of their life with this one with the often threat to twist my head like a screw.. to the left! The point is, it's been 16 hours since the pain started and it shows no signs of healing in any way, the excruciating pain still insists that it remains. Till now I have applied volini and a weird expensive oil on the affected region, but all they seem to affect are my eyes. A friend of mine suggested that sleeping would cure it and so now i will go to sleep hoping and praying that tomorrow morning I wake up with a sigh of relief instead of a scream that will lead the pigeon living outside my balcony to drop dead. With this I bid adieu to my blog. Adios amigos. Ow.

Goa dearest

So, I went to Goa a couple of weeks back, amazing place n what i mean by amazing is food, beer and tons of hot women in almost no clothes (this excludes the old aunties in bikinis who thought that no1 was watching them, well, aunties, ppl did n they did not like what they saw.. GOD did not like what he saw, the waves ran away from what they saw n thankfully, my specs jumped in2 the ocean with what it saw) Indeed, I was in Goa without specs for 3 whole days, so my best memories of Goa are the taste of the food and beer and the outlines of women whom my friends called hot. Dunno if they were making fun of me, cuz they could've easily been pointing at a fruit vendor or a guy in an ultra small swim suit describing them 2 me as hot chicks. I dunno, but I'd like to think that they didn't. Apart from the fact that I was blind Goa, it was fun! (I kudn't get lenses or specs made cuz of complicated reasons which could have been easily typed out in this very space within a few words but I'd rather waste ur time.)
Did some water sports which led me to drinking at least a gallon of sea water and with para sailing, my ass was in mid air for not more than a minute. So yeah, it was fun. The amazing beach, the friendly people, the amazing sea food, the cheapest booze n the hottest of women.. aaah, hopefully heaven's gonna be like this. (Dear god, if not a beach atleast have some hot women.. in the strib club).
However, I didn't drink much, for some reason I didn't wanna drink, just eat! N so I ate, like a whale. so all in all, a good trip with blurred memories that will last forever!

Checking Chacking Testing Tasting Testes

Checking, cheykeeng, taste taste taste, uaan too theeree phor! helu? helu?? well, it seems that my blog is up and friggin running! I see this as the start to a long n beautiful relationship.. damn.. y does that not sound nice? oh yeah, i know! cuz im tokin bout a friggin blog site thats y! well, I'll 4get that I actually typed out the previous line n get on with it. This is my 1st blog.. kinda.. so I jes wanned 2 c how it looks like!! This is so exciting I can go off to sleep with my face on my keypad! considering the fact that my face is already on the keypad n im typing with my nose cuz i dont feel like using my hands, I'll jes post this little nonsensical blog n go 2 sleep, so that I can come up with actual blogs from 2moro onwards! n hopefully, it's gonna b fun!! yahoo!...?