1 of my 1st assignments in college!

THE STATE BUS!

Quick like the lightning, fast like the thunder,
Blowing everyone off the road, causing nothing but blunder.
Bigger than the elephant, strong as Kumbhkaran was,
What am I talking about? What else but the state bus!

One horn and the pedestrians panic,
As if they are about to have cough tonic.
What to do now? Where to be?
Want to be safe? Run up a tree!

No maintenance, that’s their moral,
What if the bus starts breaking midway? It’s normal!
Driving is just like a joyride for them,
Accidents? Is there any difference between speed breakers and men?

Driving as if drunk, yet sober,
By the time all the stops are done, many lives are over.
Running over animals, people, houses, walls and sometimes maybe a bank,
Hey!, isn’t it much similar to a military tank?

Pity the person, who raised his hand to stop a state bus,
For now there’s nothing in the place where a hand once was.
The door flinging open at every brake, cracking open many a bikers head,
They are just practicing to make breakfast, the door a spoon and the bikers head the egg!

Boarding a state bus during office hours is very irritating,
‘cause at that time you can hear your ribs slowly cracking.
Punching, strangling, yelling, screaming, stabbing and more!
Peace, friendship, respect, love what for?

No indication as to what is its route, where it’ll go, where it’ll end up?
Get up and sit, do not ask else be thrown out.
So if you are wondering as to what is the quickest way to heaven (or hell, which ever your choice was),
The answer is- What else but the state bus!