Neck-less

It's a beautiful Sunday, I slept early yesterday to enjoy my day off, I think before sleeping; "well.. this is nice.. this is comfy, my room is cool and my playlist is playing soft music, I am going to enjoy my sleep.. sigh" and so the beautiful hand of sleep caressed my head and the next morning I wake up with a big "EEEEOOOWWWWWWWW!!!!"
It was like someone has literally wacked the side of my neck with a shovel and then poured wet cement on it which had dried! Juh-he-zus!! Never in the entirety of my life have I experienced such excruciating pain in my neck. All the sleep jes vaporized into thin air and with every exhale I yelped an "ow ow ow". I dunno wot happened, but i woke up feeling like I never should have! I just couldn't turn my head left! I had to move my entire body to the left to look in that direction. Ofcourse, my friends had the time of their life with this one with the often threat to twist my head like a screw.. to the left! The point is, it's been 16 hours since the pain started and it shows no signs of healing in any way, the excruciating pain still insists that it remains. Till now I have applied volini and a weird expensive oil on the affected region, but all they seem to affect are my eyes. A friend of mine suggested that sleeping would cure it and so now i will go to sleep hoping and praying that tomorrow morning I wake up with a sigh of relief instead of a scream that will lead the pigeon living outside my balcony to drop dead. With this I bid adieu to my blog. Adios amigos. Ow.